Snaggle Tooth

My dentist advised I'm experiencing another wonderful benefit of aging--my teeth are all moving toward the center, giving me a snaggle tooth appearance. My last encounter with orthodontics left much to be desired, but maybe I'll get luckier this time. At least the last one left me with a funny story.
     About six months into my previous treatment, which required a hefty down payment, I noticed my bite didn't match. When I mentioned this to the orthodontist, he explained in a rather pedantic tone that I could either have straight teeth or a bite, but not both. I set out to obtain a second and third opinion, and possible validation for recourse if Dr. X would not refund my money.
     On the day of my appointment for the first consultation, I ran into road construction. When two lanes narrowed down to one, drivers began the every-other-car routine. The car next to me went, then I attempted to go, but another driver cut in. As it was my turn, I pushed to stay in place, but when fenders came within inches, I gave way. I looked at the female driver, held my palm up and said, "Go ahead." She flipped me off! I fumed, but slipped in behind her.  As the construction cleared, I lost sight of Ms. In a Hurry, but saw her car when I turned into the orthodontist's lot. When I entered the building, there she sat at the reception desk, smiling like she'd never seen me before. 
     Oh, and just for the record, both the second and third opinion doctors said my orthodontist was wrong and should refund my down payment. Would they put it in writing? "Well, ah, well, you see, ah, I don't think I'd feel comfortable doing that."
     So, perhaps I'll be a snaggle tooth until I find a GREAT orthodontist!